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Fried Eggs

December 28, 2009

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’ The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’ The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’

14 Comments leave one →
  1. Tasneem R permalink
    December 28, 2009 6:27 AM

    oh haha ha ha lotss of laughter!!!! Well that’s badd !! that’s a hilarious crack on wives !

  2. December 28, 2009 7:17 AM

    Oh, what a way to get a point across! I might have to try that out sometime. Hahahaha!

    • December 28, 2009 7:31 PM

      It certainly reminds me of my wife. Every time we get into the car, I get a drivers lesson. LOL

      • December 28, 2009 10:45 PM

        but the question is…do you need it? 🙂

        David has a bad habit of feeling the need to turn around to talk to whoever is in the backseat as the van inches over the center line. None of us need eye contact while he is driving. I can always picture us being in that scene in Christmas vacation where clark gets himself under that truck.

        • December 28, 2009 11:24 PM

          NO, I don’t need it. 😀

          I have NEVER been ticketed for an accident in my life. Now ask my lovely wife Paula how many accidents she has been in and she wants to give ME driving lessons? I DON’T THINK SO! LOL

  3. December 28, 2009 8:58 AM

    Hahaha! That is really cute.

    • December 28, 2009 7:35 PM

      I hope it doesn’t remind you of anyone Jean. LOL

  4. December 28, 2009 10:28 AM

    yeah and you know what she would say… “fry your own damn eggss next time”! 🙂

  5. December 29, 2009 1:10 PM

    That’s too funny thanks for the laugh!!!!

  6. Bening Nuansa permalink
    October 18, 2010 5:20 AM

    LOL mode on

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