Smart Ass Answer #5
October 16, 2009

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, ‘Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.’
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LMAO!!!
Brilliant witty answer.
now that is a smart answer after acomment like that i doubt you could even count it as a stub talk about shrivel factor
LOL…niiiice!
And then he died!
GARY, THERE IS A GOOD FRIENDS AWARD ON MY SITE FOR YOU!
Thanks Purple Hatter! 😀
Ha ha ROFLMAO! Good one!
Someone you met at the resort?
LOL
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