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Smart Ass Answer #4

October 17, 2009


groceriesA lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.  She asked a stock boy, ‘ Do these turkeys get any bigger?’  
The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead.’

5 Comments leave one →
  1. October 17, 2009 3:13 AM

    Darn smart alec, that’s why it’s so hard to get good service today, too many smarty pants’ working in the stores

  2. LVISS permalink
    October 17, 2009 10:06 AM


  3. October 17, 2009 1:15 PM

    I think I’ve run into that stock boy. He’s a barrel of laughs.

  4. October 17, 2009 8:57 PM

    these all sound like answers I would hand out!

  5. October 17, 2009 9:35 PM

    Either way dead or alive their stuffed (the birds get it ha ha, never mind) and yes it was a very cool retort. maybe the question could have been better phrased i.e. do have a bigger one? remember these shop folks see a wide array of folks and I would imagine a varied level of intelligence and maybe he was pitching at his audiences batting skills.

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