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Lifesavers Test

January 20, 2010

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
  
Red…………………..Cherry
Yellow………………Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange…………….Orange
  
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
  
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
  
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God!! They’re ass-holes!!

14 Comments leave one →
  1. Tasneem R permalink
    January 20, 2010 3:30 AM

    That was disastrous !

  2. January 20, 2010 7:15 AM

    HAHAHAHA! Thanks for my morning laugh today.

    • January 20, 2010 4:10 PM

      My pleasure Renee! Glad to hear someone’s laughter was not at my expense for a change. ROFL!

  3. January 20, 2010 8:54 AM

    LOL..that’s a good one!

  4. Nikki permalink
    January 20, 2010 10:46 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA….omg that was hilarious!

  5. LVISS permalink
    January 22, 2010 8:41 AM

    THEY LOOK LIKE “THEM”

  6. January 24, 2010 4:07 PM

    AV said not to have coffee in my mouth! I am glad I listened to him;p

    great!

  7. January 25, 2010 5:31 PM

    That one was so good Gary, I had to post half the joke on NR II and link here for the punchline.

    AV

    • January 25, 2010 9:19 PM

      LOL…..thanks AV. I’m glad you liked it so much! 😀

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