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Lifesavers Test

January 20, 2010

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God!! They’re ass-holes!!

14 Comments leave one →
  1. Tasneem R permalink
    January 20, 2010 3:30 AM

    That was disastrous !

  2. January 20, 2010 7:15 AM

    HAHAHAHA! Thanks for my morning laugh today.

    • January 20, 2010 4:10 PM

      My pleasure Renee! Glad to hear someone’s laughter was not at my expense for a change. ROFL!

  3. January 20, 2010 8:54 AM

    LOL..that’s a good one!

  4. Nikki permalink
    January 20, 2010 10:46 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA….omg that was hilarious!

  5. LVISS permalink
    January 22, 2010 8:41 AM


  6. January 24, 2010 4:07 PM

    AV said not to have coffee in my mouth! I am glad I listened to him;p


  7. January 25, 2010 5:31 PM

    That one was so good Gary, I had to post half the joke on NR II and link here for the punchline.


    • January 25, 2010 9:19 PM

      LOL…..thanks AV. I’m glad you liked it so much! 😀

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