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Viagra-Pepsi

January 14, 2010

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”.. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: 
MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

10 Comments leave one →
  1. moodswingmabel permalink
    January 14, 2010 4:55 AM

    Aw shit, this is good stuff! ROFLMAO!

  2. January 14, 2010 8:19 AM

    HA HA HA, Mount & Do! I can totally believe the research comment. Sad isn’t it?

  3. January 14, 2010 9:11 AM

    LMAO!!!! that is friggin funny!!!

  4. S. Le permalink
    January 14, 2010 9:26 AM

    Your “thought for today” could be oh so true! A bit disconcerting I think.

  5. Sherri permalink
    January 14, 2010 10:54 PM

    You said “Concoction”…hehe. Good stuff Gary Boy!

  6. January 15, 2010 11:51 AM

    I COULD USE A STIFF ONE EVERY NOW AND THEN………….IT’S HELL GETTING OLD!

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