TMI – Have you ever…..

I “borrowed” this little quiz from The Girl From The Ghetto with her permission of course. However, she borrowed it from another blog who borrowed it from another blog so please feel free to borrow it from me.

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago?

I don’t believe I have ever flashed anyone the full monty but I have done a lot of mooning in my lifetime. The last time I mooned anyone was last summer at the resort. I gave my buddy Billie (aka bitch eyes) a very special good morning from across the lake one day. I saw him sitting outside his camper enjoying a cup of coffee. I waited until I knew he was looking and down went my shorts. When I looked back at him, he waved and held up his coffee mug as if he was toasting to my ass.

2. Pick an animal the best describes your personality.

I would have to say a dog. I’m cute and cuddly like a dog. I like to eat and take naps. I LOVE to have my belly rubbed. I try not to worry too much about things, much like a dog. I like to poop and pee on the floor. I may hump your leg if it looks good to me. If you treat me well, I will lick your face but if you’re mean to me I might bite your face off.

3. Do you mail out Christmas cards and if so, how do you pick the list?

I used to send out Christmas cards every year but not anymore. When I met Paula, she didn’t send out Christmas cards so I just kinda stopped when we met. When I did send them out, I had friends and family on my list.

4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc…)?

 

I have a pair of shorts similar to these but in black. I don’t wear them very often. No particular reason for not wearing them very often, I just don’t. LOL

5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult?

 

As a matter of fact, I have. I can’t say that I liked it but I have tried it. 😀

Bonus: Do you like “talking” when you have sex?

 

This depends on the topic of conversation. If the conversation during sex is about switching car insurance companies or what’s for dinner tomorrow night then I’m not interested. If we are talking dirty talk then HELL YEAH! Tell daddy what you likey! 😀

Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost?

I have two theories on this one.

1. He has GPS in his sleigh.

Or

2. He stops at various gas stations around the world and has one of his reindeer go in and ask for directions.