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TMI – Have you ever…..

December 30, 2009

I “borrowed” this little quiz from The Girl From The Ghetto with her permission of course. However, she borrowed it from another blog who borrowed it from another blog so please feel free to borrow it from me.

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago?

I don’t believe I have ever flashed anyone the full monty but I have done a lot of mooning in my lifetime. The last time I mooned anyone was last summer at the resort. I gave my buddy Billie (aka bitch eyes) a very special good morning from across the lake one day. I saw him sitting outside his camper enjoying a cup of coffee. I waited until I knew he was looking and down went my shorts. When I looked back at him, he waved and held up his coffee mug as if he was toasting to my ass.

2. Pick an animal the best describes your personality.

I would have to say a dog. I’m cute and cuddly like a dog. I like to eat and take naps. I LOVE to have my belly rubbed. I try not to worry too much about things, much like a dog. I like to poop and pee on the floor. I may hump your leg if it looks good to me. If you treat me well, I will lick your face but if you’re mean to me I might bite your face off.

3. Do you mail out Christmas cards and if so, how do you pick the list?

I used to send out Christmas cards every year but not anymore. When I met Paula, she didn’t send out Christmas cards so I just kinda stopped when we met. When I did send them out, I had friends and family on my list.

4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc…)?

 

I have a pair of shorts similar to these but in black. I don’t wear them very often. No particular reason for not wearing them very often, I just don’t. LOL

5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult?

 

As a matter of fact, I have. I can’t say that I liked it but I have tried it. 😀

Bonus: Do you like “talking” when you have sex?

 

This depends on the topic of conversation. If the conversation during sex is about switching car insurance companies or what’s for dinner tomorrow night then I’m not interested. If we are talking dirty talk then HELL YEAH! Tell daddy what you likey! 😀

Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost?

I have two theories on this one.

1. He has GPS in his sleigh.

Or

2. He stops at various gas stations around the world and has one of his reindeer go in and ask for directions.

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21 Comments leave one →
  1. December 30, 2009 3:02 AM

    1. YES MANY OF TIMES…..CLOSE UP RED EYE…..
    2. DOG, I LOVE FOOD AND COULD NAP ALL DAY IF I HAD NOTHING TO DO!
    3. NOW THAT I DESIGN THEM MAYBE I SHOULD AT LEAST TO MY CUSTOMERS AND FAMILY.
    4. DOES NUDE COUNT?
    5. YES IT IS SWEET BUT NOT MY CUP OF NIPPLE….
    BOUNESS… BE QUIT I HAVE TO IMAGINE SOMEONE ELSE..NO JUST KIDDING IT DEPENDS IF IT IS SEX OR LOVE MAKING. I HAVE A FUNNY STORY ABOUT “WHO’S YOUR DADDY” I WILL HAVE TO SHARE SOMETIME.
    SANTA… HE HAS A FEMALE REINDEER LEADING THE WAY!

  2. S. Le permalink
    December 30, 2009 8:24 AM

    1. Nope, never.
    2. Newt; cold, unfeeling, waterlogged.
    3. Relatives and close friends
    4. Never, I’m a newt remember?
    5. No, ewww, and silence is golden (I hope you aren’t equating breast feeding and sex. Gross!)
    6. Santa is omniscient and just knows where we all live. Sorta like Big Brother watching. Ooh, scary!

  3. December 30, 2009 8:47 AM

    There you go, pooping on the floor. We need the story of your sister’s kitchen. Repeat after me. “I, Gary, in 2010, humbly swear to reveal the story of shitting my pants in my sister’s kitchen.”

    Nice shorts, btw.

    • December 30, 2009 11:30 AM

      No worries, I have that post on my “to do posts” list. Bare with me, it’s coming, I promise! 😀

      Thanks! 😉

  4. December 30, 2009 9:03 AM

    TMI is right!!!

  5. December 30, 2009 9:31 AM

    yep DEF TMI! 🙂 LMAO! But it is Gary!

  6. December 30, 2009 9:32 AM

    Jean he has a couple of stories to tell us

    camel toe story
    kitchen pants shitting story and
    pants SPLITTING story!

  7. December 31, 2009 10:50 AM

    Camel toe story? Sounds like a blog post!

    That dog is adorable, I’m guessing he isn’t yours?

    • December 31, 2009 5:43 PM

      Yes, that dog is mine and thank you! 🙂 Her name is Hailee!

  8. November 13, 2010 7:28 PM

    i would have to make more christmas cards becuase next month is december already `~-

    • November 21, 2010 11:30 AM

      I know what you mean! Christmas is sneaking up on us quickly this year!! 🙂

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