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Lottery Winner

December 29, 2009

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’
The husband said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’ ‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’

8 Comments leave one →
  1. Tasneem R permalink
    December 29, 2009 12:26 AM

    ha ha ha!!!! gosh! That was a good dose of laughter !

  2. December 29, 2009 6:15 AM

    Ha! Good one. πŸ™‚

  3. December 29, 2009 8:54 AM

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok that’s a good one!

    • December 29, 2009 12:12 PM

      I knew you would like this one JJ. ROFLMFAO!

  4. December 29, 2009 9:12 AM

    LOL!!!!!! Seems someone should have helped out a little more πŸ™‚

  5. December 29, 2009 12:23 PM

    Hahaha! Ya, this was probably after his helpful hints on cooking eggs.

    • December 29, 2009 12:38 PM

      bwahahahahahahahahaha…….mmmmmmmmmmmm, could be?

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