Lottery Winner
December 29, 2009
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’
The husband said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’ ‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’
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ha ha ha!!!! gosh! That was a good dose of laughter !
ROFLMAO!
Ha! Good one. 🙂
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok that’s a good one!
I knew you would like this one JJ. ROFLMFAO!
LOL!!!!!! Seems someone should have helped out a little more 🙂
Hahaha! Ya, this was probably after his helpful hints on cooking eggs.
bwahahahahahahahahaha…….mmmmmmmmmmmm, could be?