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Two Little Potatoes

October 22, 2009



Two little potatoes are standing on a street corner.

One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

It’s the one with the little sticker that reads…..


24 Comments leave one →
  1. October 22, 2009 12:08 AM

    LOL and she gets pregnant and has a tator tot!

  2. October 22, 2009 5:48 AM

    She has to do that to make ends me. She’s a po’ tater.

  3. October 22, 2009 8:04 AM

    She has an EYE for Spuds!

  4. October 22, 2009 8:53 AM


  5. October 22, 2009 9:37 AM

    Hahaha that’s funny!!!

  6. October 22, 2009 9:38 AM

    Silly for the funny bone…Thanks! 🙂

  7. October 22, 2009 4:02 PM

    LMAO!!! I don’t know what’s funnier. Your joke or your friends comments!!!!

    • October 22, 2009 4:51 PM

      ROFLMAO!! I know, they have been making me laugh all day today!

  8. October 22, 2009 8:42 PM

    on the nights she gets drunk she’s a mashed tator!

  9. October 22, 2009 8:43 PM

    did you hear about the night she went to france and got french fried?

  10. October 22, 2009 8:44 PM

    her pimp calls her his “sweet tator”

  11. LVISS permalink
    October 22, 2009 9:44 PM


  12. October 23, 2009 2:47 PM

    Is that Mrs. Potato Head??? Mr Potato Head will not be too happy about her after hours employment

  13. October 23, 2009 5:13 PM

    ( I am trying to think of words that go with the song Eye of the Tiger) only sung to Eye of the Tator! Wanna have a go at it?

    • October 23, 2009 6:53 PM

      Sure….I’ll start…..

      Risin up, baked on the grill
      Did my time, above the hot coals
      Went the distance, now I’m ready to be ate
      Just a spud and his will to survive

      ;-)…..your turn!

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