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Smart Ass Answer #2

October 19, 2009

 

Kenworth

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead.
Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it.
Cars are backed up for miles.

 

 

Finally a police car comes up.  The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, ‘Got stuck, huh?’
 

 

 

 
The truck driver says, ‘No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.’

 

 

 

 

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. October 19, 2009 1:53 AM

    Smart answer but not as good as the speeding kid in your previous one

  2. October 19, 2009 8:43 AM

    LOL!!!

  3. October 19, 2009 9:36 AM

    ROFLMAO!!! Ok I think this one is my favorite so far!

  4. LVISS permalink
    October 19, 2009 10:07 AM

    A GOOD ONE. NEVERTHELESS HE WOULD GET BOOKED FOR COMING WITHOUT ENOUGH GAS AND BRINGING A BRIDGE IN A TRUCK.

  5. LVISS permalink
    October 19, 2009 10:09 AM

    REMINDS ME OF A MOVIE IN WHICH A FELLOW GETS CAUGHT HIDING IN A CUP BOARD IN HIS BED ROOM. HE REASONS HIS BEING THERE WITH” I AM WAITING FOR THE BUS”

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