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NEVER Cheat on a Hillbilly Woman!

October 8, 2009


An Arkansas hillbilly’s wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting firewood, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vise and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter’s saw.
The banged up hillbilly was terrified and hollered, ‘Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?’

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband’s hand and said,

‘Nope. I’m gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.’

9 Comments leave one →
  1. October 8, 2009 12:12 AM

    sick and twisted!! LMAO!

  2. October 8, 2009 3:08 AM

    Oh snap! ROFLMAO!!!

  3. Tasneem R permalink
    October 8, 2009 7:20 AM

    Poor Husband !

  4. October 8, 2009 7:58 AM

    AWESOME!!! LMAO!!!

  5. October 8, 2009 8:39 AM

    LOL….Nice! Yes sick and twisted and I love it!

  6. October 8, 2009 9:49 AM

    LOVE IT!

  7. LVISS permalink
    October 8, 2009 8:42 PM


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