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The Pastor’s Ass

October 5, 2009

 

I received this from my mother-in-law (mom J) yesterday and thought I would share it with all of you. 😀 Thanks Mom J!

 

The Pastor’s Ass
     

      The Pastor entered his  donkey in a race and it won.

       The Pastor was so  pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again..

       The local paper  read:

 PASTOR’S  ASS  OUT  FRONT
   

     The Bishop was so  upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the  Pastor not to enter the donkey  in another race.

 The next day the  local paper headline  read:

  BISHOP  SCRATCHES PASTOR’S  ASS

 
       This was aggravating for the Biship, so  he ordered the Pastor to get  rid of the donkey.

       The Pastor decided  to give it to a Nun in a nearby  convent.

       The local paper,  hearing of the news,  posted the following headline the next day:

    NUN  HAS  BEST  ASS  IN  TOWN
  

 The  Bishop fainted.

     He informed the  Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a  farmer for $10.  

      The next day the paper read:

        NUN  SELLS  ASS  FOR  $10

 
    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the  plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines  read:

NUN  ANNOUNCES  HER ASS  IS WILD  AND  FREE
  

     The Bishop was buried the next  day.

        The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery  . . . even shorten your life.

        So be yourself and enjoy life.

        Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass, and you’ll be happier and live longer! 

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14 Comments leave one →
  1. October 5, 2009 7:13 AM

    That’s hilarious. *big belly laugh at my desk this morning*

  2. October 5, 2009 7:52 AM

    I like this appeals to my sense of houmor [*****] five star award presented to gary – james

  3. October 5, 2009 8:19 AM

    This made my ass laugh. It’s pretty true though. Good one Mom J.

  4. October 5, 2009 8:32 AM

    LMAO
    🙂

  5. timshel1 permalink
    October 5, 2009 1:27 PM

    Wow, what a great church. I should see if they’re accepting new members.

  6. LVISS permalink
    October 5, 2009 8:08 PM

    ASS FAR ASS I CAN REMEMBER I HAVENT READ ONE LIKE THIS ON ASS

  7. Sherri permalink
    October 5, 2009 8:21 PM

    Too cute and soooo true!

  8. October 6, 2009 11:45 AM

    ROFLMA- Oh wait a minute, ROFLMButtO!

    Ha ha, that’s a good one and the moral is so true.

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