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4 Easy Ways To Prevent Swine Flu (H1N1)

May 8, 2009


Because I truly care about the health and well being of my readers, I have come up with four easy ways to prevent H1N1 or Swine Flu. If you have some ideas of your own, PLEASE share for the sake of our health.

  1. Cover mouth when coughing
  2. Wash hands frequently
  3. Don’t lick Mexicans
  4. Don’t screw pigs
18 Comments leave one →
  1. May 8, 2009 12:50 AM

    apologies for the incorrect links…

    Providing you have followed none of the 4 recommended precautions above, then here are the TOP 10 SIGNS OF HAVING SWINE FLUE:

    Now, if you are a swine flu humorist, and die from swine flu, here are your TOP 10 OBITUARY HEADLINES:


    • May 8, 2009 11:13 AM

      Ha! Those are funny bevoost!!

      Thanks for dropping by and sharing those links. LOL

  2. May 8, 2009 4:50 AM

    #1 and #2- Great advice.
    #4- Aww, DANG!
    #3- We may have a problem………


    • May 8, 2009 11:14 AM

      ROFL!! I KNEW you would have a problem with the pig Trisha! I just KNEW it!!

  3. lviss permalink
    May 8, 2009 6:53 AM

    good advice but licking mexicans from this far is out of question -and the fourth one –

  4. May 8, 2009 8:55 AM

    Man, I really wanted to screw a pig today! Now what shall I do??

  5. May 8, 2009 9:15 AM

    LOL! I think you’ve got it ccovered.

  6. May 8, 2009 10:39 AM

    Joy LOL

  7. May 8, 2009 11:00 AM


  8. May 8, 2009 11:47 AM

    Or, don’t lick pigs.

    • May 8, 2009 11:55 AM

      Yes, a good one. Licking pigs may give you swine flu!! LOL

  9. Lyla permalink
    May 9, 2009 4:34 PM

    Ah, yes, I’ll try to restrain myself.

  10. May 13, 2009 8:23 AM

    #4… wonder how you came up wid dat one…

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