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We Are In Trouble…

April 26, 2009

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We are in trouble…

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading blogs.

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12 Comments leave one →
  1. Tony permalink
    April 26, 2009 3:58 AM

    Looks like you have to carry the burden then ‘cos I’m gunna get a beer….

  2. April 26, 2009 7:57 AM

    Oh man…Tony…that is such a great response!! Hope you and Gary don’t mind if I quote this stuff on my blog. Thanks…still chuckling–Gary’s post, then this awesome response from Tony…Thanks guys–just made me morning a bit brighter!

    • April 26, 2009 9:30 AM

      Not at all, go for it! Glad we could make your morning a little brighter!! πŸ˜‰

  3. lviss permalink
    April 26, 2009 9:17 AM

    THIS IS ALSO A KIND OF WORK , MAY BE NOT VERY PRODUCTIVE. BUT HOW MANY YOU HAVE MENTIONED IN THE ELIMINATION LIST DO REAL WORK.

  4. Sue permalink
    April 26, 2009 9:40 AM

    LOVE IT!!!

  5. April 26, 2009 9:44 AM

    LOL Great Post.

  6. April 26, 2009 12:59 PM

    Haha! I love it too xD

  7. April 26, 2009 2:31 PM

    Ok …well I’m delegating my half of the work..what’s your excuse GARY?

    • April 26, 2009 7:41 PM

      My excuse would have to be spending too much time sitting on my ass blogging, facebooking and twittering. LOL

  8. April 26, 2009 5:00 PM

    I LOVE IT, GARY!!!
    LOL
    πŸ™‚

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