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My Name Is Dorfus Chickenlips!

March 6, 2009

My new name is in the subject….don’t laugh until you find out what your new name is.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name,Β leave a comment letting everyone know what it is!!

The following is excerpted from a children’s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pan ts
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = Β tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!!!

41 Comments leave one →
  1. March 6, 2009 12:04 AM

    Snickle Chickenbutt. Damn!

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  7. March 6, 2009 4:47 AM

    goober dippindunkin

  8. March 6, 2009 9:10 AM

    I thought this was a whole lot funnier when I was laughing at you guys!

    Dinky Gizzard Lips! Thank you very much!

  9. March 6, 2009 9:18 AM

    Dorky Potty Doodle reporting for duty, SIR!!!!

  10. March 6, 2009 9:58 AM

    Glad you stopped by DORFUS RHINOPANTS!!! πŸ˜€

    Glad you are having so much fun with this DORFUS!! πŸ˜€

  11. March 6, 2009 10:01 AM

    Good morning Dinky Gizzardlips and Dorky Pottydoodle!! ROFLMAO!!

  12. lviss permalink
    March 6, 2009 11:10 AM

    From now on call me Funky Dippin Frack. Thought I deserved something better.

  13. March 6, 2009 11:18 AM

    dorfus glizzard Sprinkles! I do Love Sprinkles! LOL I haven’t been called a dorfus in awhile LOL. Funny Gary. Gary what was your new blogging name? lol That was fun. Thanks Gary have a fun Weekend!

    • March 7, 2009 12:45 AM

      My new name is in the title of the post…..Dorfus Chickenlips!! ROFLMAO!!!

      • March 7, 2009 11:52 AM

        oops I just realized that Gary I guess that does make me a dorfus glizzad sprinkle. Always good to check out the title. I must slow down and read s….l…..o…w….l…e…y. That’s better.;+)

  14. March 6, 2009 12:11 PM

    Dumbo Chickenpants.

    I don’t like this game…

  15. March 6, 2009 12:37 PM

    LOL….Thanks for dropping by Funky Dippinfrack, Dorfus Lizzardsprinkles and Dumbo Chickenpants!! ROFLMFAO!!!

  16. March 6, 2009 12:37 PM

    OH Megan, you old stick in the mud you!! πŸ˜€

  17. March 6, 2009 1:29 PM

    I figured this would be a hit Gary!

    • March 7, 2009 12:45 AM

      I was hoping everyone would like it!! πŸ˜€

  18. March 6, 2009 1:34 PM

    Doraz, I like your name you comic you!

  19. March 6, 2009 4:02 PM

    Tootsie Farkleface.

    I’ve been calling my wife “Tootsie” for years, not realizing that it’s MY name. Fun.

    • March 7, 2009 12:47 AM

      Hi Tootsie Farkleface! Thanks for dropping by!

      So I suppose she should start calling YOU “Tootsie” from now on!! ROFL!

  20. March 6, 2009 4:06 PM

    How funny!!!!! I did something to this affect but it gave me my hooker name!!! Coolwater Taffy!!!

    My name is…….Goober Gizzardlips!!! I like it!!!

    • March 7, 2009 12:49 AM

      Ohhhhhh, Coolwater Taffy!! That’s HOT Nikki! ROFLMAO!!!

      Goober Gizzardlips……funny, I have often thought you kinda have Goober Gizzardlips. ROFLMAO!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS????

  21. March 6, 2009 4:14 PM

    Thanks, Mad Man Hatter!!!!!

  22. March 6, 2009 4:42 PM

    Thank goodness we still share the last name Nik!

  23. March 6, 2009 4:45 PM

    LMAO!! Yea at least I’m not the only Mrs. Gizzardlips!!!!

    Hey Gary…facebook….I’m waiting!!! πŸ˜‰

  24. ~*вяσωηιє*~ permalink
    March 6, 2009 5:18 PM

    lol this is sooo much fun! πŸ˜€
    Your name Gary is hilarious! ChickenLips! LOL
    GizzardLips! hehe PottyDoddle! LOL

    Well.. lol mine is Sloopy ChuckleChunks! πŸ˜€
    still cant stop giggling!


    • March 7, 2009 12:50 AM

      Hi Sloopy ChuckleChunks!!

      Glad you had fun with it Brownie! πŸ˜€

  25. Paula permalink
    March 6, 2009 5:31 PM

    I am dipsy chicken lips….at least I am not a dorfus chickenlips which decribes my husband very well….he he

    • March 7, 2009 12:53 AM

      Well hello there Dipsy! You know, since you are married to me, that makes you Mrs. Dorfus Chickenlips also!! ROFLMAO!!

      I can’t believe my own wife called me a Dorfus!! Wait, yes…yes I can believe she called me a Dorfus. ROFLMAO!!

  26. March 6, 2009 5:40 PM

    DIPSY chicken lips!!!! That’s friggin hilarious! You gotta come on here more often Paula, it’s loads of fun!! πŸ™‚

  27. March 7, 2009 12:54 AM

    I agree Nikki! She’s gotta come here more often!! πŸ˜€

  28. March 7, 2009 9:25 AM

    Snoopy Batty pants…..
    Bit of a letdown, I like your chicken lips name better

    • March 7, 2009 11:15 AM

      Good Morning Snoopy BattyPants! Nice to see ya! πŸ˜€

  29. Paula permalink
    March 7, 2009 11:01 AM

    Nicki….I am the quieter one of this couple. I come out to his site all the time…just dont comment.

    • March 7, 2009 11:23 AM

      She’s the better looking one too! πŸ˜€

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