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The Burning Breast

February 12, 2009

A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband “Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back’s killing me and my left breast just burns and burns.” He said “I’m gonna help you, Dear. I’ll get you some aspirins for the headache, I’ll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if you’ll sit up and get your breast out of the coffee, it’ll stop burning!”

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. February 12, 2009 8:59 AM

    What a guy! What was his wife thinking?
    Ha Ha Ha
    Like it!

  2. February 12, 2009 9:36 AM

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg…good one Gary!

  3. February 12, 2009 9:43 AM

    LOL!!! I’ve never had that problem!!!!

  4. February 12, 2009 12:49 PM

    Oh Joy….lmao again!!

  5. February 12, 2009 3:11 PM

    Don’t worry Joy, I have never had this problem either! ROFLMAO!!!

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