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Your Drinking Too Much Coffee When…..

February 6, 2009

You ski uphill.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You answer the door before people knock.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

You don’t sweat, you percolate.

People get dizzy just watching you.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.

You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You don’t tan, you roast.

You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”

Do you possess any of these qualities?  ROFL  I know I do!!!!  🙂

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. February 6, 2009 10:24 AM

    LMAO!!!! I drink way tooooooo much coffee!!! Sometimes it’s supper time and I realize the ONLY fluids that have gone into my body is coffee!!! It’s a mystery as to how on earth I sleep at night!!

  2. February 6, 2009 10:26 AM

    Oh yea…I can guarantee you people get dizzy looking at me!

  3. February 6, 2009 11:30 AM

    Me too Nikki! Waaaaaay too much! I sometimes find myself licking the pot clean. LOL

  4. February 6, 2009 1:14 PM

    Guilty, as charged!

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