If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Warning, Beware of Mental Patient
Ohhhhh, I like that!
Slippery when wet
CAUTION: Sudden drops in altitude
Caution : Occupant may fire warning shot precisely through left eye
that is just one of the many! Different days call for different labels..this one happens to be today.
I have one on my van that says… “does not play well with others”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……Yep, that’s YOU Lisa! LOL
Harmful if swallowed. ???
“Use Caution when approaching the Library Nazi”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Caution: May spill on you, trip over you, confuse you.
ROFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gaw nikki…I constantly have to wipe shit off my monitor when you type!
well quit shittin on your monitor! LMAO
NO DOUBT! Why on earth would you shit on your monitor?
some how I KNEW as soon as I hit the submit comment button I was gonna be sorry and you and nikki did NOT disappoint!
LOL…..nope, Nikki and I never disappoint. Neither do you Lisa!
have we let ya down yet?
nope nevva!
Mine would say…..
“Young, Dumb and Full of C*m…I’m the guy your mother warned you about”
OMFG!!!! ROFLMFAO! Enough said!
yes it would be enough but somehow I doubt it’s done
No…I’m done now.
Mine would say: Caution, I am having an out-of-money experience!
That’s a good one for me too. I share your pain Heather.
“Cocktails required beyond this point.”
I like it! LOL
“please keep fingers out of cage…will bite” <–another one of mine
TAKE YOUR PARENTS ALONG?
“DON’T MESS WITH ME!”
Yikes! You are scaring me Luisa. LOL
“Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean I’m easy”
may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools!
Funny you should say that Lisa. After meeting you last weekend, I had to take one hell of a dump when I got home. LOL
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess then you need this warning PRIOR to the meeting! Sorry!!!
That would have been nice for sure. I would have stopped on the way home and purchased A LOT more toilet paper!!
“For external use only!”
ROFL! I like that one Javajunkee!
poor gary opens up so many cans of worms!
Well that’s no fun.
Caution! Contents hot!”
ok I’ll stop now..I think
Nah, don’t stop now. LOL
r u serious cuz I got a lot more but dont’ want to hijack a thread
OH no, be my guest! Please continue…….
ok but remember you said it…
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.”
Please keep out of reach of children
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Even more good one’s. LOL
For use by trained personnel only.
Hmmmmmmmmm….NO COMMENT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT? No comment? What the fuck is that? since when is there no comment…I live for the comments!
oh i have many warning labels..
danger to children mentally unstable has a tendency to start small fires socially unacceptable Parental Advisory: contains explicit language and sexual themes has potential to harm others changes mood at random short fuse provoke at own risk
You and JJ should get together. bwahahahahahahaha
yea i think we’d end up in all kinds of trouble!!
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Warning, Beware of Mental Patient
Ohhhhh, I like that!
Slippery when wet
CAUTION: Sudden drops in altitude
Caution : Occupant may fire warning shot precisely through left eye
that is just one of the many! Different days call for different labels..this one happens to be today.
I have one on my van that says… “does not play well with others”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……Yep, that’s YOU Lisa! LOL
Harmful if swallowed.
???
“Use Caution when approaching the Library Nazi”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Caution: May spill on you, trip over you, confuse you.
ROFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gaw nikki…I constantly have to wipe shit off my monitor when you type!
well quit shittin on your monitor! LMAO
NO DOUBT! Why on earth would you shit on your monitor?
some how I KNEW as soon as I hit the submit comment button I was gonna be sorry
and you and nikki did NOT disappoint!
LOL…..nope, Nikki and I never disappoint. Neither do you Lisa!
nope nevva!
Mine would say…..
“Young, Dumb and Full of C*m…I’m the guy your mother warned you about”
OMFG!!!! ROFLMFAO! Enough said!
yes it would be enough but somehow I doubt it’s done
No…I’m done now.
Mine would say: Caution, I am having an out-of-money experience!
That’s a good one for me too. I share your pain Heather.
“Cocktails required beyond this point.”
I like it! LOL
“please keep fingers out of cage…will bite” <–another one of mine
TAKE YOUR PARENTS ALONG?
“DON’T MESS WITH ME!”
Yikes! You are scaring me Luisa. LOL
“Just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean I’m easy”
may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools!
Funny you should say that Lisa. After meeting you last weekend, I had to take one hell of a dump when I got home. LOL
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess then you need this warning PRIOR to the meeting! Sorry!!!
That would have been nice for sure. I would have stopped on the way home and purchased A LOT more toilet paper!!
“For external use only!”
ROFL! I like that one Javajunkee!
poor gary opens up so many cans of worms!
Well that’s no fun.
Caution! Contents hot!”
ok I’ll stop now..I think
Nah, don’t stop now. LOL
r u serious cuz I got a lot more but dont’ want to hijack a thread
OH no, be my guest! Please continue…….
ok but remember you said it…
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.”
Please keep out of reach of children
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Even more good one’s. LOL
For use by trained personnel only.
Hmmmmmmmmm….NO COMMENT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHAT? No comment? What the fuck is that? since when is there no comment…I live for the comments!
oh i have many warning labels..
danger to children
mentally unstable
has a tendency to start small fires
socially unacceptable
Parental Advisory: contains explicit language and sexual themes
has potential to harm others
changes mood at random
short fuse provoke at own risk
You and JJ should get together. bwahahahahahahaha
yea i think we’d end up in all kinds of trouble!!